5101 Loraine St
Detroit MI
48208
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"Hot damn! Jeff is actually turning 27! Personally I can’t wait to watch as the years slowly wear on him, crush his soul, and forge him into a de-socialized mess who alienates the few who can muster the patience to even vaguely tolerate him. He’ll put on weight. Legitimately have his turn gray. Show up early on the 16th and let’s lick his tears up like sweet nectar!"
-Reginald T Shark
contributor, Motorcityrocks.com
art by
JEFF NOLAN
music by
LORD SCRUMMAGE
MEXICAN KNIVES
SHADOW ATTACK
TINY LITTLE
food by
DUNCH CLUB
*Also its Jeff Nolan's 27th b-day party, sans-@passalacqua!
